Not content to send me emails off the back of Richard and Judy asking if
I am the person to do some cosmetic surgery thing. Today at work I had a
phone call from one them. Must have been really persistent to track me
down as I have moved recently.

Peter

Peter Ashby <pashby[at]blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

> Not content to send me emails off the back of Richard and Judy asking if
> I am the person to do some cosmetic surgery thing. Today at work I had a
> phone call from one them. Must have been really persistent to track me
> down as I have moved recently.

Tell them you will do "plastic surgery" for them.

Charge them loadsamoney.



Then ask for their credit card. And cut it in two.


-z-


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zoara <me3[at]privacy.net> wrote:

> Peter Ashby <pashby[at]blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Not content to send me emails off the back of Richard and Judy asking if
> > I am the person to do some cosmetic surgery thing. Today at work I had a
> > phone call from one them. Must have been really persistent to track me
> > down as I have moved recently.
>
> Tell them you will do "plastic surgery" for them.
>
> Charge them loadsamoney.
>
>
>
> Then ask for their credit card. And cut it in two.

See? *that* defines precisely why I like you z.

:)

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zoara <me3[at]privacy.net> wrote:

> Peter Ashby <pashby[at]blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Not content to send me emails off the back of Richard and Judy asking if
> > I am the person to do some cosmetic surgery thing. Today at work I had a
> > phone call from one them. Must have been really persistent to track me
> > down as I have moved recently.
>
> Tell them you will do "plastic surgery" for them.
>
> Charge them loadsamoney.
>
>
>
> Then ask for their credit card. And cut it in two.

No, no, no. I am an artiste when it comes to dissection. I will ask for
their credit card then hand them the magnetic strip, the chip and the
signature strip carefully removed and pinned in a dish. The carcase I
shall place in a bag in the freezer prior to incineration.

Peter